William Schultz and Chelsea Martin interview each other

W: eat stromboni bitch
C: you do.
W: no. im in love with nick
C: send me pix over cell phone
W: don’t have any. want to see a pic of carlos?
C: no?
W:

W: check out that bod. damn baby sexy. use it as your screensaver.
C: use my dick as your buttsaver
W: eep. are you impressed with that impressive physique?
C: haha
W: you are but you’ll never admit it.
C: why are you trying to make me say he’s hot? to improve your self esteem?
W: it makes me feel better about hooking up with a 40yr old.
C: haha. I want hot straight on straight action
W: eew
C: whip out yr camera phone
W: why?
C: I want to see nick
W: he aint here. my brother/my sister
C: u r queer
W: you’re pushin me to the point of no return girlfriend. I wish I could dance with typeface.
C: you can’t, but you can date it. there are new laws preventing people from preventing that.
W: prevention is prevalent these days
C: typeface has no judgment. but it also has no brain. you can date it. do you like prevention? im against it.
W: preventatory inventory
C: I’ll say.
W: party time yeah woo hoo baby party time yes
C: yeah do you want to party tonight? me and rami will party. you in?
W: what? what the fuck are you talking about?
C: I’m being pretty straightforward.
C: I need help from you tonight. illustration help.
W: you need me to be hot? I am your most good looking friend. is that what this is about?
W: hello?
W: don’t leave me hanging.
W: hey asshole
W: am I gonna have to call you?
W: I want to party tonight